Pit Bull Gag

Lobby Lobby

From a recent Washington City Paper article, about a regular gathering for lobbyists who lobby for lobbying. Apparently they're all beautiful, perky and positive. With surprisingly few fangs.

J is for Junebug

These big bastards never fail to wig me out every summer. Apologies for the kinda-lousiness of this drawing, but I had to get back in the game!

Santorum

One of my proudest accomplishments as an illustrator was helping establish the alternative definition of Santorum with my illos for Savage Love. In honor of this gay-hating, world-class shitbag declaring his candidacy for president, I'd like to share one of those illos, tweaked a bit to bring it up to date. As you can see, it's a Santorum 2012 t-shirt, soaked in santorum, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometime a by-product of anal sex. Please steal it and post it literally anywhere you want.

Punks on Parade

This was a recent commission, with the direction of "a girl wearing headphones and a fitted Clash t-shirt". The client and I were both so pleased with how it came out that I'm considering branching out and taking some commissions that aren't limited to sports teams, and have more general appeal...things like band t-shirts, favorite outfits, etc. What say you, readers? Any takers?

Fun with Impotence!

Credit (blame?) for writing this joke goes to my pal Mark Ricketts.

Stanley Cup and Cheesecake 2011 - Stanley Cup Finals Edition

Boston Bruins vs. Vancouver Canucks

Well, this oughta be fun.

I'm not a huge fan of Boston in general...blame it on Red Sox/Patriots fatigue or whatever, but the last decade or so, I'm usually for whatever leaves the Massholes feeling disappointed. I have trouble hating this Bruins team, though...Tim Thomas, creepy sex-offender mustache aside, seems like a good guy, and I still have some affection for the Recchin' Ball. Classic, sharp-dressed team...difficult to manufacture much rancor.

But I'll probably be rooting for the Canucks, and here's why: It's about damn time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup again! Also, in straight financial terms, Vancouver fans order more commission than just about anybody! Canucks in five.

Now, the only question is, with a newborn in the house, will I actually get to watch any of it?

(Apologies for the art re-run...I have a lot more fun and entertaining image in mind, but I just gotta find the time to produce it!)